October 6, 2011

I AM OWSUM GRILLED CHEEZ

Filed under: howto,smoked cheese reviews,wat — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 1:25 am

bone apparat

enjoy this fancy delite sensation blog sandwhich cheese grilledverymuch

or else

 

 

for recipe vv down thar

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June 28, 2011

Liberty And Justince United

Filed under: Seen On The Internet,wat — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 1:49 pm

Liberty And Justice United: Where ALL the CORRPTED DOTS connect and ALL the i's are dotted.

Reading through news on the Internet during a quiet moment, I hap’d upon a strange comment in the comments section of an article. It boldly declared: “WorthingtonGate – Where ALL the CORRPTED DOTS connect and ALL the i’s are dotted.” I had no idea what the fuck that meant, so I clicked it out of curiosity. What I found was…

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December 12, 2010

New York Post Lies About Wikileaks

Filed under: news,war on bullshit — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 10:03 pm

!!THE MUCKRAKING, IT BURNS!!

New York Post Lies About WikiLeaks

!!I CALL SHENANIGANS@!!

Normally, I wouldn’t bother to post about this sort of thing… but this flaming turd of journalistic fabrication genuinely irked me. Andy Soltis of the New York Post claims this is the top-secret “Wiki Lair”, and the headquarters of WikiLeaks. While careful to avoid lying in a call-the-lawyers sense, Soltis’s article is tantamount to character assassination based on false pretenses. He is heavy on implication that Assange takes women back to this glitzy pad built with Wikileaks donations in order to molest them.

Turns out, this is simply an internet hosting company — Bahnhof.

All Bahnhof does is host computer files for Wikileaks! Wikileaks does not own the building, and likely Assange has never even set foot inside it.

There is an FAQ about WikiLeaks on their website:

Do you host Wikileaks?

Wikileaks have 2 servers hosted in our computer center “Pionen” in Stockholm. We provide power, cooling, and Internet access to the servers. We do not control the content or how and when the servers are used.

Yet, here is a New York Post article claiming that this is the “Wiki Lair.” Complete and utter bullshit! At the very least, they should pull the article and apologize. Even better, this Andy Soltis chap should be fired for fabricating an article.

!!BULLSHIT!!

November 24, 2010

Hotlinked Images of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (za)

Filed under: hotlinks,images,linkwad — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 11:48 pm

SNOOKI IS A SHORT TROPICAL DRINK.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is hotlinked multiple times below this blog cut. TAKE THREE SHOTS then click it

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October 9, 2010

marijuana-themed video funny while under the influence of marijuana

Filed under: videos,wat — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 4:07 pm

once you see the bear taking a bong rip, your life will be forever changed for the better.

October 3, 2010

My Roommate Is Playing Another Tom Clancy Video Game

Filed under: ramble,video games — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 11:53 am

My roommate is playing another Tom Clancy video game. Seriously, Tom? Another?  How many video games do you need? Could you even recite all of them from memory? I couldn’t. After Rainbow Sixty and the Nth splinter cell, you’re giving John Madden a run for his money. What do you do with them all? Do you really need another $2.3 million to roll around in? Perhaps you could let someone else have a few. Maybe Stephen King? But, given what ol’ Steve did with that car he bought, maybe we shouldn’t give him anything too fancy. How about LARRY King? Sounds much better. I will eagerly being awaiting titles such as:

  • Larry King’s Splinter Cell XI
  • Larry King’s Rainbow Six: Scranton
  • Larry King’s HAW HAW HAWX VI
  • Larry King’s Iraq Plane Simulator: Camel Toe 4
  • Larry King’s Sinister Terrorists Defated By You
  • Larry King’s Playing Canasta On A Cold War Submarine Simulator
  • Larry King’s Jack Ryan In his 19th Movie, This Time Played By Leonardo Decaprio
  • Larry King’s Larry king lartldtr’;gdfgkl;dfgk;ldfgkdf;lg’j4-03850-94wei r-0sd9 if0- 392 0f9 0w9 ef

Tom Clancy, stop being a “brand”, you jerk. While you may have fooled my roommate, you do not fool me.

September 9, 2010

Stockhausen Cage Kinda Score For Cars In German

Filed under: art,music,wat — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 1:38 pm
Fahren I, a stockhausen score for 3 cars and automobiles.

Fahren I, a stockhausen-style score for 3 cars and automobiles.

fantastisch. beep beep. source: applied listening

September 6, 2010

IAM Smoked Cheese Reviews: Frico Smoked Gouda

Filed under: smoked cheese reviews — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 7:38 pm

IT IS AGAIN SMOKED CHEESE REVIEW TIME@!!!!!~

gouda cross-section is a go

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August 22, 2010

IAM Smoked Cheese Reviews: Apple Smoked Cheddar (Red Apple Marketing)

Filed under: smoked cheese reviews — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 3:44 pm

As this is the first review, some preamble:

One youthful summer vacation week up in Vermont, I found out that there was cheese that tasted smoked. I thought it was totally the bomb, and I still do. Now out, about, and purchasing my own groceries, I tend to buy a slab smoked somethingorother cheese. It is good — probably a venal sin, at the least. My longstanding favorite is smoked gouda. It has a perfect buttery texture. However, I shopped at an unusual mart most recently, which did not have any smoked gouda that I could see.

I spotted Apple Smoked Cheddar smoked cheddar cheese, from Red Apple Marketing in Farmington, CT. Surveying it, I noticed a telltale grid pattern on the bottom. I suspected that this cheddar was doctored. That is, I suspect it was regular cheddar with a smoked flavor sprayed on, or was simply roasted for a bit to burn the outside. However, I could find no other smoked cheeses, and so I grudgingly bought it.

I have to say, Apple Smoked Cheddar is by far the worst smoked cheese I have tried so far. It is a jerk. It doesn’t taste smoked. The inner part is apparently straight cheddar, as I suspected. The smoky taste comes in courtesy of the wafer-thin outer layer, which somewhat reminds me of shoe leather. So it is cheddar and flavored rind.

I’m not sure what it cost, but it wasn’t worth it. Don’t buy this shit!

Next review will be for one I don’t hate, but rather like

August 20, 2010

The Fantastic World Of Protective Eyewear

Filed under: images,linkwad,Uncategorized — DISCERNING INTERWEB CITIZEN @ 10:17 pm

Protective Eye-Ran Wear

Iran presidential nayahmadinejaddiwhammy sports this late-model eye-ran wear — purely as a precaution. the finger chides someone who didn’t wear their eye-ran wear

~ More Below ~

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